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the fucking novel was about how they were together now they’re just friends and was all wrapped around whether or not they would end up together...
little wren give me another chance not to scare you
:D One of my wife and I's favorite movies.
HEARING MY NEIGHBOR’S FAVORITE TV SHOWS the neighbor watches ”Friends” and “The Big Bang Theory” LOUD the theme songs to these shows shoot up...
Thanks @Tom Strong
I text a girl but she can’t stay on the phone long she has to go bed I make a cheese sandwich Kerouac style flip on the TV to see if there are...
Thank you!
Taco Bell Fire Fuck you bitch! she yelled in the Taco Bell parking lot- hot as a sauce packet
when I was in rehab there was this skinny bitch who used to call the pills they gave us skittles after we got out I heard from a friend that...
SUGAR DADDY FARTS if a fart was something you could see he would look like one he sucks on these little fucking lollipops all day that they have...
