SUGAR DADDY FARTS if a fart was something you could see he would look like one he sucks on these little fucking lollipops all day that they have been making since he was a little fart kid or some shit and he likes them because of that he ‘s such an old fart in the wind you can smell him too he smells like crap he doesn’t depend on his depends for shit still he gives me cash and a decent credit card all I gotta do is suck on his nipples a little bit they look like farts too and when I suck and chew on em my mouth makes a sound that seems like a little fart squeaking out he’s retired with a fart load of cash and just sucks on his brown fart root beer lollipops all day and says things were better when he was a kid he farts on and on about his childhood I wanna just take the fucking stick of the lollipop and poke him in the eye or even gauge it till it pops out and rolls around on the table like a little brown eyed fart one time I was sucking on his nipples and he let out this fart that stank so bad I had to stop and excuse myself to go in another fart room with his all his fucking fart pictures from 1808 or whenever his childhood was at night he farts on the television and we get bad reception farting away the hours watching “Gunsmoke” which he says is a real TV show the fucking shit is so boring and predictable like him no wonder he fucking farts for that show fart just gave me almost a thousand dollars though and I gotta get outta his little fart house because it really stinks
