Featured Poetry

little wren
give me
another chance
not to
scare you

I met this poet
at school
he was honest

“fuck you,” he said
“your poetry sucks”

“okay,” I said

this was after I told him
how he might make a couple
of his stanzas better

I met another poet
over drinks
after a poetry reading
he was interested
in fucking me

“editors suck,”
he told me
“most of them can’t write
they exist
to piss us off”

“it’s true,” I said
“we should publish
ourselves
but would that make us editors,
too?”

“hmm,” he said
“wanna go back
to my place?”

“I’d like to,” I said,
“but your poetry
sucks”

Anything you want,"
he chirped.

"Bring him back,"
I replied,

and his face changed.

my
girlfriend
is
a
royal
bitch
before
coffee

after
coffee
she’s
just
a
bitch