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the fucking novel was about how they were together now they’re just friends and was all wrapped around whether or not they would end up together...
little wren give me another chance not to scare you
HEARING MY NEIGHBOR’S FAVORITE TV SHOWS the neighbor watches ”Friends” and “The Big Bang Theory” LOUD the theme songs to these shows shoot up...
I text a girl but she can’t stay on the phone long she has to go bed I make a cheese sandwich Kerouac style flip on the TV to see if there are...
when I was in rehab there was this skinny bitch who used to call the pills they gave us skittles after we got out I heard from a friend that...
SUGAR DADDY FARTS if a fart was something you could see he would look like one he sucks on these little fucking lollipops all day that they have...
Dissing my shit it’s an intellectual poem she said not like your shit I replied what, my shit makes you think no your shit is like a long...
Stepdads are centipedes I’m at my worst when I’m like my stepfathers I got two of them my mom’s ex and her current beau sometimes I say...
SEXT I don’t know how to sext but if I did I’d sext you something stupid like cum over here and you’re so dumb it’d probably turn you on...
my girlfriend is a royal bitch before coffee after coffee she’s just a bitch
the girl at the reading standing up reciting poems looked like she had to take a shit she sure was full of it
