SEXT I don’t know how to sext but if I did I’d sext you something stupid like cum over here and you’re so dumb it’d probably turn you on which would turn me on and I’d wish I’d never sexted you because all I’d have in my hands is a stupid phone
SHOCK VALUE what’s all this shit about shock value being bad the description says it all- shock value
Yes, we should start doing a Featured Poetry monthly PDF/ebook for free distribution. Just need someone to compile the candidates.
LEEZA’S PIECES I licked his balls and said “mmmm two of Leeza’s pieces” like the fucking reese’s pieces candy he slapped me in the face and shouted, “That reminds me of fucking E.T. That’s a turnoff!” I told him to go back to Mars (bars)
NEW YEARS FUCKING EVE KISS I hate all this shit every fucking New Years some fucker puts his tongue down my throat and I wanna puke my screwdrivers it could be worse I could stay home and watch movies till the ball drops who wants to watch a fucking giant ball? I’d rather knee the fucker in the balls who sticks his tongue down my throat and watch him drop
SUGAR DADDY FARTS if a fart was something you could see he would look like one he sucks on these little fucking lollipops all day that they have been making since he was a little fart kid or some shit and he likes them because of that he ‘s such an old fart in the wind you can smell him too he smells like crap he doesn’t depend on his depends for shit still he gives me cash and a decent credit card all I gotta do is suck on his nipples a little bit they look like farts too and when I suck and chew on em my mouth makes a sound that seems like a little fart squeaking out he’s retired with a fart load of cash and just sucks on his brown fart root beer lollipops all day and says things were better when he was a kid he farts on and on about his childhood I wanna just take the fucking stick of the lollipop and poke him in the eye or even gauge it till it pops out and rolls around on the table like a little brown eyed fart one time I was sucking on his nipples and he let out this fart that stank so bad I had to stop and excuse myself to go in another fart room with his all his fucking fart pictures from 1808 or whenever his childhood was at night he farts on the television and we get bad reception farting away the hours watching “Gunsmoke” which he says is a real TV show the fucking shit is so boring and predictable like him no wonder he fucking farts for that show fart just gave me almost a thousand dollars though and I’m gonna get outta his little fart house because it really stinks
